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Jim: After you sir.Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.Jim: Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with… [Jim slaps Dwight]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmohezjtu1r38j6do1_400.gif)
Jim: After you sir.
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with… [Jim slaps Dwight]
When You’re At A Restaurant And You See Your Food Coming…
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
